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Waffles and the Super Bowl Quarterback



WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, it's Monday morning and I want my quarter back. That Superbowl was a rip-off. There weren't even any CATS in the commercials.

KATIE:  Waffles, it's QUARTERBACK. Not quarter back. 

WAFFLES:  That's what I said.  I want my quarter back. That's like a whole half of my allowance. 

KATIE:  Allowance? Wait, what? Nevermind. Waffles, the quarterback is the guy that throws the football. 

WAFFLES:  How about a dime? Can I at least get a dime back? A nickel? Don't they have some kind of return policy?


KATIE:  Waffles, for the last time! The quarterback doesn't have anything to do with money. 

WAFFLES:  That's not what I heard. I heard he makes LOTS of money. He's probably got quarters coming out of his –

KATIE:  That's not how it works.

WAFFLES:  Well that's messed up. 

KATIE:  Seriously, Waffles. What kind of sports fan are you? The quarterback throws the ball to the other players so they can score a touchdown. 

WAFFLES:  Touch down? You mean like THIS?



KATIE:  WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!  Flag on the play!  Flag on the play!  Personal foul!!


WAFFLES:  Personal FOWL??? You mean like chicken?


Superbowl Sunday
Truth be told, we're pretty fair weather football fans. Ok, the weather has nothing to do with it. We just watch the Super Bowl for the commercials. Which by the way, would be WAY better if the commercial makers put cats in them.

Whether you love the game, love the commercials or just love the snacks, we hope you had a Superfun Sunday.



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