The Masked Cat Girl
WAFFLES: Hey Boss, Glogirly's hiding behind her mask, but I can totally see her.
KATIE: She's not hiding, Waffles. She's practicing social distancing and wearing her new cat mask.
WAFFLES: CAT mask? Like for CATS???
KATIE: It's got cats ON it, Waffles. It's not for cats to WEAR.
WAFFLES: Maybe I want to wear a mask. Maybe YOU should wear a mask, Boss. It's got your colors and stuff.
KATIE: Maybe you should just stick to practicing social distancing and stay six feet away from me. Preferably at all times.
WAFFLES: But how am I going to share breakfast with you? And dinner?
KATIE: How about you stick to eating out of your OWN dish, Waffles? You know, the dish that's six feet AWAY from my dish.
WAFFLES: But breakfast always tastes better out of your dish, Boss.
In Colorado, just as in most states, our governor is encouraging residents to wear a mask whenever they leave home. So of course, Glogirly didn't want just any mask...she had to have a cat-themed mask. Lucky for her, she's got a talented friend that made this mask for her. Because if left to her own devices, Glogirly would be forced to cobble something together with hot glue and rubber bands.
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