Waffles Wednesday Flashback and a Cat's Dream Career Path

KATIE:  You want to be WHAT???

WAFFLES:   A Goober driver!

KATIE:  You mean an Uber driver? ...not that an Uber driver is any less crazy of an idea than a goober driver.

WAFFLES:  Uh yeah, that.

KATIE:  So where did this come from? What happened with the whole chicken ranching thing?

WAFFLES:  I still want to be a chicken rancher, Boss. But I need to save up some green papers for chicken ranching school.

KATIE:  Let me guess. The University–

WAFFLES:  – of Chicken Ranching.

KATIE:  You know, you have to have a car to be an Uber driver. They don't just give you one. You'll need a valid drivers license, insurance...

WAFFLES:  I'm just going to borrow Gloman's car.

KATIE:  Does Gloman know you're going to borrow Gloman's car?

WAFFLES:  I've been practicing too. Like looking both ways for chickens crossing the road.

 WAFFLES:  I even have a travel mug for my riders. They can have milk or chicken gravy. 

KATIE:  Waffles, most people don't drink chicken gravy. Don't you think you should offer coffee? A Cappuccino or latte would be nice. 

WAFFLES:  I just have to figure out how to punch the gas and paw the steering wheel at the same time.

KATIE:  And perhaps watch the road?

WAFFLES:  Oh, yeah. That too.

KATIE:  People of the world, especially you with cars. You might want to consider alternative modes of transportation. Like just staying home.