You Get the Raspberry

Hey  guys! Pfffffttt! No…I’m not giving you guys the raspberry. This one is strictly for the mom. Wanna know why? Let me tell you.

So there I was last night…lying in front of the fire…warming my furs. When all of a sudden, the mom turned the fire off! Jeez! I was all warm and toasty. And then…BAM! I was freezing.

Our conversation went something like this…

Why’d you turn the fire off, mom?

But Ernie…I have to. I’m going to bed. I can’t leave the fire on all night while we’re sleeping.

If you really loved me you would.

I do love you, Ernie…that’s why I turned it off. I don’t want something bad to happen like the house burning down.

But I don’t wanna be cold all night.

Guess you’ll have to find another way to stay warm.

Like under the covers with you, mom?

Now there’s an idea. Just don’t hog the covers.

Okay, mom, but you’re still getting the raspberry.

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