Waffles Wednesday Fairy Tail

WAFFLES:  Once upon a–   Wait a minute. Boss, what's it upon again?

KATIE:  Time, Waffles. It's once upon a time. You know, like a fairy tale. 

WAFFLES:  Oh yeah. Once upon a time...yadda, yadda. Hey, how do you like my fairy wings, Boss? 

KATIE:  Fairy wings? Those look like butterfly wings to me. 

WAFFLES:  These aren't butterfly wings. They're FAIRY wings. Everyone knows that.

KATIE:  Those look like butterfly wings to me.

WAFFLES:  Fairy wings! Fairy wings!

KATIE:  Fine. Whatever, Waffles.

WAFFLES:  And this is my fairy tail.

About that Tail...

Waffles' 15" tail is no fairy tale!