I Can’t be Bribed…or Can I?

Ever since the lady with the yellow hair got home from her trip to that conference, I’ve been a little more stand-offish.

After all, she did leave me alone for 3 WHOLE DAYS…and had the audacity to have some strange human come in and give me my food and clean my litter box. I didn’t like that one bit! She knows how much I don’t like strange humans. I don’t even like her sometimes.

Now she thinks she can bribe me with a treat. Like that’s gonna make everything all better. Well…you know what she can do with that treat, don’tcha?

Wait a minute. *sniff sniff sniff* Is that my favorite freeze dried chicken treat? Maybe I oughta rethink this.

Okay lady…I’ll take your bribe. Now if you leave the whole bag, we’ll talk about me coming out from under here.

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